Saturday, December 04, 2010

I Should Learn to Shut Up Sometimes!


Hi!

I'm Dhanya. Pleased to meet you! *gives you a firm handshake*

I'm generally a very nice person at heart (or I like to think as such; yes I can be pretty ambiguous!) but the only thing that I feel is not quite right about myself is my oh-so-charming innocence. Don't think of me as an egoistic bitch as yet. No, not yet! You see, I live in a world which seems to have double meanings for everything and anything. How am I supposed to survive in this big bad world of innuendos? Pray, tell me! Tell me no?

The other day I was talking to R's friend and she asked me rather casually whether I wake up early nowadays. I replied, 'Not really! You can call us up anytime at night though. We are full time awake!'. Now, she started giggling and R was raising his eyebrows and shaking his head at me. Seeing their weird reactions, I paused for a moment or two before I realised the dreaded 'innuendo' has hit me again! Don't you get it? It's okay if you use a sentence like that if you have been married for over 20 years, but it's a strict no-no to use such phrases when you are still fairly newlyweds. *Sigh*

This isn't happening to me for the first time mind you! Previously, I told another friend to change his display picture. It was a nice picture of him showing off his skills in bowling. But he had it for a tad too long. Nothing wrong in suggesting a change of pic right? WRONG! If you use phrases like 'You have been holding balls for too long. Time to put them down', what do you think this big bad world of double meanings will interpret the innocent phrase as? Huh huh? Yes, apparently that's what I told this friend of mine. Realization dawns later as usual. *Sigh*

Yes...

I should learn to shut up sometimes! :(

21 comments:

  1. //You have been holding balls for too long. Time to put them down'//
    Classic!!!
    ROFLMAO!!

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  2. Yeah.Its a big bad world dhannoo.We are tuned to live through this though. You should definitely be measuring ur words any day.. awwww,the night n balls jokes.. :P :(

    Nikhil

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  3. Hahaha! You have been holding balls for too long. Time to put them down! ROFL!!!

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  4. lol... no need to shut up... its good to say what ever u wanted to say...

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  5. LOL Dhanya!. This is really funny. Don't shut up - keep 'em coming.

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  6. Look at it this way. A gazillion years from now you'll have something to laugh about.

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  7. hahaha...the latter slip of tongue was terrific! Don't shut up please.. ;) it makes for good blog posts :P

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  8. LOL!

    Nahi nahi dont shut up..i like ur double meaning lines :)

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  9. reminds me..i have to learn it too

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  10. Lol!! Dont worry dear u'll learn these things with passing time.

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  11. ha ha ha !! that was funny !

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  12. Hi I am bikram :)

    I understand the dilema u r facing living in this big bad world *wink wink*

    YEah they dont undeerstand the true genuine feeling you had while advising them.. :)

    Na shutting up does not help.. people take advantage then so better out then in :)

    Bikram's

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  13. Classic is the word!! Dont shut up.

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  14. Hahaha.. that was totally hilarious.. i guess slip of a tongues smetimes can b too dangerous...

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  15. awww dont change a bit dhanyaa hehe :)

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  16. dnt shut up.. its fun.. keep writing fr us :P

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  17. Someone once told me that in his family everyone was umarried - his aunts, brothers, maternal uncles etc. ecept his father and grandfather

    Your husband would be embarassed, awake all night

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  18. :P double meaning lingo? :D

    Its a state of mind...actually :D

    most of us, have something in one corner of our mind, that just flashes by.... :P when such statements are made, which can have dual dimension... a straight and a raunchy one

    :D some can call u wity too :P :) if u deliver such one liners....on an oscar ceremony stage.... as for you at your place..... I would affirm too....

    ... u do need to shut up! :D he he he!

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  19. "I have clearly misunderstood a young(?) man's hunger."........

    a couple of posts earlier....U have done it again :D :D ROFL

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  20. Mrutyunjay2:25 AM

    Rather Sweeeeettt! Hahahahaha. Okay! I sm sorry. I wont laugh.

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